Facebook - what a fucking piece of SHIT.

This is rant. This is war.

The whole story dates back to the days when I was about 15. My parents started paying for ADSL, I suddenly got all the speed and freedom I wanted to move around the internet, and as it usually happens for people without life and with internet (like I was back then) - they try to prove themselves: "I am popular! Watch me win in the world with my own rules!"

On a "social" site, you dont have to be hot, you dont have to be smart, and most of all you dont need real friends. You just copy and paste your/someone else's hottest pic you can find, and spam bullshit. SPAM BULLSHIT MORE. Statistics on those sites only encourage losers to spam more, invite people for friends that they barely know or do not know at all. Fuck yeah! There is a paradox though. I know this girl, and she was never popular. Actually, everyone I knew hated her for being a friend backstabber. Now here I go two years later and see her on Facebook. She has 250 friends now. Now there is several posibilities.

A) she cloned herself and added herself 250 times.
B) she sends friend invites to anyone she has ever SEEN.

B), of course, is right. Can a late teenager say he has 250 friends? Can they say they've talked to 250 people? Can they say they've met 250 people? Of course not - but on social sites, that doesnt matter. The more you have, the more you win, youre popular, everyone likes you, emo or glittery page layout, stupid personal messages five times a day - just to let everyone youre not dead yet.

Just for the score - I was never into that kind of social sites usage. I am not an attention whore.

And now for the Facebook in specific. I came to Facebook upon multiple requests of my friends, who claimed that FB is "awesome" and that I "gotta register there". I did, then. But what I saw was something different from awesome, and way off me having to register there. See, Im a long myspace user. You add your pics, comment your buddies from time to time - and thats it. Silent, calm existence. Now on Facebook, youre constantly pushed to add more people (people you might know - always on the page), read other people's activities and status messages (right on the middle of your homepage. You simply CAN NOT ignore them, they are THERE) and also, watch STUPID RESULTS OF THEIR QUIZES. Its not a matter of option, YOU FUCKING HAVE TO READ ALL THE CRAP ANY SHITTY TEENAGE GIRL THAT KNOWS YOU TOOK AS A QUIZ. FUCK YOU, FACEBOOK! YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN A FAILBOOK!

And the more youre popular on fucking Failbook, the more of a loser you are. Confirmed by life experience. Popularity on social websites is fake, frustrating annoying fake, that will haunt the people with actual real friends in their sleep.

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